We've got a lot of cats. But we've got even more nicknames for them. I will probably be the crazy old cat lady who can't get any of their names right. The nicknames evolve on a regular basis as witnessed below:
- Cashew = The Big Fat Shew or (insert Ed Sullivan voice here) The Really Big Shew.
- Cinco = Senor El Cinco, Fluffy White Cat (usually sung to the Foreigner tune "Dirty White Boy"), and because he has two annoying habits, Chewbooka and ChewbookaPeeBoy (he has a little Alpha Male issue with the CatMan)
- Jack = Jackalope, then JackaBlope, now just Blope.
- Pip = Pipperdoodles, Doodles, sometimes Dudes (usually sung to the Aerosmith tune "Dude Looks like a Lady" Dudu, dudu, Dudes looks like he's crazy)
- Meepus = Meepy, Meepy-deepy-dooze
- Muffy = Duffy, Duff, Duffydooze (they're sisters - what do you expect?)
- Isabelle = Bizzy, IzzyBellie, Belle, Bellie, and when she's spoiling for a fight? Belli Cose and Belli Gerent.
And our parents wonder why we don't have children...