Jack the spider stalker, awaiting his next victim.
You see, a few days ago when I was deepcleaning the Catty abode, there was a SOUS (Spider of Unusual Size) under the kitchen sink. Since Mr Catty was not here to protect and defend me from the SOUS's desire to leap from its web to my jugular, I postponed the undersink cleaning. Enter Jack who casually opened the cabinet door, entered the SOUS's lair, and emerged moments later - cobweb draped - with the SOUS in his mouth. Which he proceeded to eat on my newly mopped kitchen floor.
Isn't he dreamy?